Silver
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Post by Silver on Nov 29, 2011 12:50:46 GMT -8
Hey! How come littleboy posted, yet his post count is still 0? His posts probably get credited to someone else. |
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Post by Artiespet on Nov 29, 2011 16:14:57 GMT -8
Hey! How come littleboy posted, yet his post count is still 0? His posts probably get credited to someone else. Not hardly! I for one don't want blame...uh credit for what that little bratling posts lol. I'm going to have to look into that. |
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Nydiva
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Post by Nydiva on Nov 29, 2011 18:33:53 GMT -8
His posts probably get credited to someone else. Not hardly! I for one don't want blame...uh credit for what that little bratling posts lol. I'm going to have to look into that. I've noticed that even though my posts appear, I'm only getting credit for less than half of them. For a while I thought it was just ME! |
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Nydiva
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Post by Nydiva on Nov 29, 2011 18:34:34 GMT -8
Yep. The one right above wasn't "counted".
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Post by artiesniecewannabe on Jan 11, 2012 13:37:30 GMT -8
Hey, you can post old jokes!
For me, the very first joke that started this thread was an old one. But it was still funny, and so was yours, Ace.
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Post by California gal on Jan 11, 2012 13:44:04 GMT -8
Just because it's old for someone doesn't mean it's old for everyone. I'd never seen it before. Sorry I didn't post to it, but it did make me smile.
Look at all the "ancient" stuff that keeps getting recirculated in email. What's old is new again! ;D
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Apple
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"Speaking of love, Apple..."
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Post by Apple on Jan 12, 2012 6:10:44 GMT -8
It made me snerk  Did Pet tell you it was an old one? She likes to do that.  |
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Post by Artiespet on Jan 12, 2012 12:42:21 GMT -8
It made me snerk Did Pet tell you it was an old one? She likes to do that. Hey I happen to like this joke goober And I only tell YOU when you send out tired old jokes we've seen 100 times in the past 10 years ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Artiespet on Jan 12, 2012 14:42:39 GMT -8
 OK OK I was just wondering because I posted a bunch of stupid Christmas jokes and then the cowboy jokes and all I could here were a ton of crickets and coqui frogs if you don't know what a coqui frog sounds like take a listen. They are all over here where I live and that's all I heard after I posted my jokes so can you blame me for feeling a little ah.......insecure  Maybe the coquis liked my jokes that I was sharing ;D www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt9Qlc7qR1cso thats what that noise was when I read that joke lol |
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Post by Double Take on Jan 13, 2012 4:30:15 GMT -8
Ugh, Double Take like too!  |
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Apple
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Post by Apple on Jan 13, 2012 13:50:59 GMT -8
Snerk! Ace I never saw any of your Christmas jokes...I was barely online over the holidays.
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Post by California gal on Jan 13, 2012 15:25:44 GMT -8
My Pennsylvania cousin sent me this one, so don't blame me! THE TOILET SEATCharlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up,she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room. The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.). Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before". The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them...... I just never saw one mounted and framed." |
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Post by artiesniecewannabe on Feb 13, 2012 7:12:32 GMT -8
*snerk*
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Post by omega on Jul 20, 2012 16:30:31 GMT -8
COWBOY TOMBSTONE
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah!
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
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Post by artiesniecewannabe on Jul 20, 2012 16:54:34 GMT -8
I started to read that tombstone to my son just now, and he recited the punch line to me before I got to the second rule...
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Dieter
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Post by Dieter on Jul 20, 2012 18:34:15 GMT -8
Haha--That's pretty funny!! I can partially relate to that!  |
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Post by artiesniecewannabe on Jul 31, 2012 17:50:54 GMT -8
*thud*
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Post by dunn on Aug 3, 2012 17:26:49 GMT -8
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Post by artiesniecewannabe on Aug 3, 2012 18:17:05 GMT -8
That's about the SIZE of it, yep...
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Post by artiesniecewannabe on Sept 6, 2012 15:41:43 GMT -8
Ouch!
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Post by artiesniecewannabe on Sept 6, 2012 17:01:23 GMT -8
 The gator climbing the wall... And the one drifting by the car... Double yikes! *faint*
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Dieter
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Post by Dieter on Sept 6, 2012 17:50:33 GMT -8
HAHA----Those new pics are funny!!! ;D
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Post by LuckyLadybug on Jan 10, 2013 13:49:35 GMT -8
ROTFLOL. I've heard that one before, but it doesn't get old.
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Post by Artiespet on Jan 10, 2013 19:18:53 GMT -8
It made me snerk Did Pet tell you it was an old one? She likes to do that. No need to be jealous because I get email Maybe if you sent some out you'd get some back ;D |
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Did Pet tell you it was an old one? She likes to do that. 
