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Garrison Productions
CBS-TV
THE WILD WILD WEST
“The Night That Terror Stalked the Town”
0123
Story by Richard Landau
And
John Kneubuhl
---
Teleplay by
John Kneubuhl
Producer:
Fred FREIBERGER
REVISED FIRST DRAFT
6 October 1965
THE WILD WILD WEST
“Night that Terror Stalked the Town”
#3224/0123 – Rev. 10/5/65
THE NIGHT THAT TERROR STALKED THE TOWN
John Kneubuhl
TEASER
FADE IN:
1. EXT. STREET (DENVER) – NIGHT
We are CLOSE on a MAN, against a wall, in shadows. A wild face, a fanatic’s face. He hears footsteps approaching, and, drawing a knife from behind his coat (he is rather elegantly dressed), he looks in the direction of the footsteps.
2. HIS ANGLE – WEST
He is approaching, alone. From nearby, we HEAR MUSIC – a party is in progress, somewhere.
3. CLOSE MOVING SHOT
West keeps moving in the direction of the MAN, whom he pretends to be unaware of. He goes right past the Man, curbside. Then he stops and deliberately turns his back on the man. He pretends that his shoelace is untied. He leans down to tie it…
4. ANOTHER ANGLE
As West ties his shoestring, the man approaches him from behind, knife drawn. The knife flashes down, but at that moment, West’s elbow goes back, hard, catching the Man in the stomach; the Man doubles forward, and West rises up in a turning motion and throws the Man, hard, against the wall… The Man is hit, hard, before he even recovers from the impact with the wall, and he goes down in a heap, lies still… West moves to the unconscious figure, stands there looking down at him… FOOTSTEPS approach FROM CAMERA, and West pays no attention… A moment, and it is Artemus, who moves in; he goes to West’s side, also looks down at the unconscious man.
ARTEMUS
Did you have to turn your back on him?
WEST
I had to bait him into making a move…
ARTEMUS
Know who he is?
West keeps looking down at the Man. Three POLICEMEN have also moved in, wait respectfully a few feet away.
WEST
Remember the gang we rounded up in the Alaska Territory gold swindle?
(indicates Man)
That’s the one that got away.
ARTEMUS
No wonder he had it in for you!
West turns to the Police.
WEST
He’s all yours, officer…
(turns to Artemus)
Well, Artemus – will you pour?
He gestures to the restaurant, from which the music comes.
ARTEMUS
They say they have the best wine list in all of Denver…
And, as the Officers “collect” the Man, we PAN away with Artemus and West, as they approach the front of the restaurant.
5. ARTEMUS, WEST – AT RESTAURANT ENTRANCE
as they go in:
ARTEMUS
One of the charms of being with you is that you attract the most interesting company…
And they have gone inside.
6. ANOTHER ANGLE – MARIE PINCHER, JANUS
Marie is a very beautiful woman, gorgeously gowned; Janus is a man whose physical size is exactly West’s; his face is something of a broken mess. They have been watching Artemus and West go into the restaurant.
MARIE
Well, it seems someone almost spoiled things for us, Janus… I must say, he’s strong!
(a coy look at Janus)
We’ll see just how strong…
And she heads for the restaurant entrance.
7. INT. THE ELEGANT RESTAURANT – NIGHT
We are WITH Marie as she comes in. The MAITRE D moves immediately to her; he bows, ushers her to a table. As she sits, she casts a languorous look about the velvet-and-crystal restaurant. There are not many customers – and all are very sedate, very proper.
8. CLOSE SHOT – WEST, ARTEMUS
At their table, over brandy, West has seen Marie enter, keeps watching her. Artemus's back is to Marie’s table.
ARTEMUS
All work and no play, Jim. It isn’t good for any men.
He raises his glass to West, who still stares off.
ARTEMUS (CONT’D)
So drink and be merry – for tomorrow –
As he speaks, he turns idly to see what West is looking at; the words trail off.
ARTEMUS (CONT’D_
- you may die!
9. THEIR ANGLE – MARIE
A WAITER has approached her with a menu, but with an imperious gesture, she waves him away. She fans herself looking over at West’s and Artemus's table.
10. BACK TO ARTEMUS, WEST
They both like what they see; Artemus is very impressed.
ARTEMUS
(fervently)
But what a wonderful way to go!
(shakes his head appreciatively)
Whoever she’s waiting for, he’s a lucky man.
West returns his attention to his brandy glass.
WEST
She isn’t waiting for anyone, Artemus. She’s alone.
ARTEMUS
How do you know?
WEST
The way she sits there. Like a beacon, guiding all ships home.
ARTEMUS
(delighted)
Land ho!
He rises. West smiles, mildly amused, watches Artemus go.
11. WEST’S ANGLE – ARTEMUS, MARIE
Artemus approaches the woman. He becomes very Continental, affecting a French manner and accent, bowing.
ARTEMUS
Pardonnez moi, mademoiselle… but I could have not help noticing. I am six months in this country, and never – mais non, never – have I seen such beauty… Not in Paris, not in London, not in Rome, nowhere! But, certainement, I know you from somewhere?
Marie looks at him, quite steadily. Then she turns away, continues fanning herself.
MARIE
No.
ARTEMUS
Ah, but I never forget a beautiful woman… I am a lover of Beauty. Beautiful castles, a beautiful yacht, beautiful wines, beautiful women –
(he remembers)
Madrid! Ah, senora, of course! The beautiful women of Span, and you the most beautiful…
MARIE
I have never been in Spain. And if you don’t stop, I shall call the proprietor!
Artemus bows, crushed. He is suddenly Italian.
ARTEMUS
(in Italian)
A thousand pardons, signorina!
He goes. Marie casts another look over at West. The fan moves seductively all the time.
12. WEST, ARTEMUS
West watches her, laying money out for their bill. Artemus comes in.
WEST
Come on Artemus – let’s go! “Don’t I know you from somewhere,” wow!
ARTEMUS
(a Frenchman)
It has never failed before, mon vieux!
(A German - a Krauthead)
I suppose, Herr West, you could have managed it better?
West grins, looks over at Marie. He goes, Artemus following, PANNING, and they head for the front door past Marie’s table.
13. CLOSE SHOT – MARIE
Noticing that they are leaving, she is immediately tense, dismayed.
14. ANOTHER ANGLE – WEST, ARTEMUS, MARIE
West and Artemus are in the f.g., near the front door. In the b.g., Marie suddenly rises.
MARIE
Why – Mr. Jordan!
In the f.g., Artemus and West stop, turn; Marie is moving toward them.
15. MEDIUM SHOT
Marie advances with:
MARIE
How nice to see you ag - !
She stops, embarrassed, realizing she has made a mistake.
MARIE (CONT’D)
Oh, excuse me… I thought you were someone I knew…
Artemus looks exclamation points at West, who smiles fleetingly at him, sizing Marie up, at close range, with growing appreciation.
WEST
Well… as it happens, my name is[/u] Jordan!
Artemus reacts.
Then suddenly he remembers. He points at her face – “recognizing.”
WEST (CONT’D)
Don’t tell me! New Orleans!
Marie is flustered, laughs nervously, braves it through.
MARIE
Why – why, yes! New Orleans - ?
Shaking his head, Artemus moves away, leaning against a wall, folding his arms.
WEST
(forcing the memory)
Miss Ellen – No, no, Eleanor…
MARIE
Marie… Marie Pincher… You know, like this.
And she pinches his cheek.
WEST
(natch!)
Marie Pincher… well, well! … What are you doing here all by yourself?
Marie looks pointedly at Artemus, turns backs to West.
MARIE
I might ask the same question of you…!
Eyes meet meaningfully. Hold. Communicate. West finally turns to Artemus.
WEST
Goodnight, Artemus!
He offers his arm to the lady. She takes it. They go out, leaving Artemus standing there, in dismay.
16. EXT. STREET FRONTING RESTAURANT – NIGHT
Arm in arm, they move for the curb. West looks around, looks down the street where, a short distance away, carriage stands. West raises his hand, gestures for the carriage, which moves toward them.
17. CLOSE SHOT – THE DRIVE
It is Janus.
18. BACK TO MARIE, WEST
The carriage draws up. West opens the door, bows. A coy look from her. She enters the carriage. West follows. The door closes; the windows are up, the blinds drawn.
19. INT. THE CARRIAGE – NIGHT
West settles back beside Marie, an arm going around her.
MARIE
Where are you taking me, you naughty man?
WEST
Anywhere your little heart –
And he stops. For there’s a HISSING SOUND from one of the walls. Puzzled, West looks. The carriage has started.
20. WEST’S CLOSE ANGLE – TO SIDE
In the wall is a vent, and a gaseous stuff, like white smoke, swirls out of it.
21. MARIE, WEST
He immediately reaches for a door, tries to open it. It is locked. The other; that is locked, too.
MARIE
(scared)
What is it? What’s happening?
WEST
We’ve been locked in!
The smoke pours out. West bangs his weight against one of the doors, hard. He and Marie are already beginning to cough violently.
MARIE
(crying)
I’m frightened! Let me out of here.
22. CLOSE SHOT – WEST
Coughing, he keeps banging against the door. The gas overwhelms him. He slumps.
23. CLOSE UP – WEST
Just before passing out, he looks up from the floor.
24. HIS CLOSE ANGLE – MARIE
She is still seated, looking down at him through the swirling gas. She has on a primitive gas-mask.
25. WEST
He tries to reach for her, can’t. He is unconscious.
ACT ONE
FADE IN:
26. EXT. GHOST TOWN – THE CARRIAGE – DAY
We are ANGLED into the carriage, CLOSE on West, who is coming too. He sits up, very groggy and badly hung-over from the gas. He looks around, gets out, and we WIDEN with him. He looks around in growing mystification, as the WHINNY of a horse comes over.
27. MED. FULL SHOT
West moves out into the street more. All around, the empty ghost town, abandoned, dilapidated. Dead silence. There is no sign of any horse, anywhere, nor of any life.
28. WEST
The WHINNY comes again. Silence. Woozy, blinking, weak, West keeps looking around. Now, from a little distance, there comes the SOUND of a dog, BARKING. West looks.
29. HIS ANGLE – TO A BUILDING
The BARKING comes from there.
30. WEST
He crosses the street, heads for the building from which the BARKING comes, LOUDER as West approaches.
31. WEST – AT THE BUILDING
The BARKING comes from just around the corner of the building. West moves toward it, looks.
32. HIS ANGLE – SIDE OF BUILDING
At the moment West looks in, there’s SILENCE.
33. WEST
Puzzled, he moves to a window, looks in.
34. WEST’S POV – INTO BUILDING
The interior of this building is, again, remarkably accurate in its furnishings: this time Western – a vignette of a western family in repose.
35. WEST
He taps on the window. Nothing. He taps harder, harder.
36. WEST’S POV – INTO BUILDING
He goes on taping, harder and harder. The family remains stock-still.
37. WEST
Mystified, he steps away from the window, a hand running across his aching forehead. Now, from down the street, a horse is HEARD, GALLOPING. West looks.
38. WEST’S PANNING POV – INTO STREET
The galloping comes closer – but there is no horse in sight. It gets very LOUD, as it passes the building where West stands, and then fades away into silence as the “invisible horse” goes by and farther away.
39. WEST
West’s hand again comes to his eyes. He shakes his head, trying to clear it. He stumbles away.
40. ANOTHER SHOT – WEST – AT ANOTHER BUILDING
He stops at the window, looks in. He taps on the window.
41. WEST’S POV – INSIDE
As before, the interior of this building is also beautifully furnished. And, as before, there’s a family inside, seated at a table for breakfast. The tapping continues, but nobody makes the least motion.
42. WEST
He moves for the front door, tries it. It is locked. PANNING, he moves across the street – and HOLD as he approaches the swinging doors of a saloon.
43. CLOSER SHOT- WEST – NEAR THE SALOON
Near the swinging doors, he stops, for he HEARS a SCREAM from down the street – a WOMAN’S VOICE. He looks.
44. HIS ANGLE – UP TO LIVERY STABLE
The SCREAM – it is a long wail of woe – actually – trails off into silence. But then, almost immediately and from the Livery Stables, there comes the long, mournful BAYING of a dog, eerily floating over the silence.
45. WEST
He begins to move toward the livery stables.
46. MOVING SHOT – TO LIVERY STABLES
As West approaches, the mournful BAYING gets LOUDER.
47. WEST
Keeps moving toward the livery stables, the BAYING louder and louder.
48. ANOTHER SHOT – AT LIVERY STABLES
West goes by the stables, for the BAYING comes from an empty lot at the other side of the stables. West moves around the stables for the lot.
49. WEST – IN EMPTY LOT
Just as he gets there, the BAYING stops. West looks around the lot. At the other end of the lot, there’s a high wire fence – say, ten to twelve feet high. Now West sees that just outside the stables’ side entrance there are stone tombstones, piled against the wall without any particular order. He moves to them, looks. And then, from inside the livery stables, there comes yet another SOUND – the woman again, but this time SOBBING in profoundest grief… Slowly, West goes into the livery stables.
50. INT. LIVERY STABLES – DAY
It is a large, spacious building – of course, utterly devoid of horses. And all around, in the greatest profusion, there are tombstones. The stables, in effect, have been converted into a stonecutter’s workshop. And from somewhere in the gloom, from somewhere out of that clutter, the woman’s soft, heartbroken SOBBING keeps coming.
51. ANGLE TO ONE SIDE
Stonecutting tools lie beside a just-finished tombstone. It is from the clutter and gloom beyond that the SOBBING COMES.
52. CLOSE SHOT – WEST
He looks in the direction of the SOBBING, which has now become very soft. He picks up a chisel – the only weapon available – and moves slowly, past tombstone and stone figure, for the “clutter” from which the SOBBING domes.
53. ANOTHER SHOT –WEST
The SOBBING stops just as he gets there. Whoever was there could not possibly have gotten out – for West finds himself in a corner of the building… and there is no one. West turns this way, that way – and no one. Finally he sits – his head in his hands – the effects of the gas still upon him, weak, sick, confused.
54. CLOSER SHOT – WEST
He remains very still, seated, head in hands, for quite a while. Absolutely no sound, except West’s own heavy, constricted breathing. And then:
DR. LOVELESS (O.S.)
(quietly, quite pleasant)
Mister West…
With a gasp, West is on his feet, whirling around, the chisel once more in his hand, poised.
55. WEST’S ANGLE – DR. LOVELESS
He is quite near, and he is seated on top of a stone, like an elf, smiling nicely toward West.
DR. LOVELESS
Don’t alarm yourself, Mr. West… No harm will come to you!
56. MEDIUM SHOT
West is understandably overwhelmed by the sight of the dwarf… but his cool self:
WEST
Well… Doctor Loveless… You’ve lost weight.
DR. LOVELESS
Dr. Miguelito Loveless, your humble servant, sir…
(a mock bow, no more than a nod)
You remember Voltaire, of course?
He gestures. From behind a large stone, Voltaire steps out into view. He remains there, just looking over at West. Nearby, Janus steps into view, also just looks at West.
DR. LOVELESS (CONT’D)
But you’ve never met Janus… Janus, this is Mr. James West of the Secret Service in Washington…
Loveless smiles over at Janus, whose dour expression doesn’t change in the slightest.
DR. LOVELESS (CONT’D)
You should be very impressed, Janus. As you know from our past experience, Mr. West is the most trusted secret service agent in the country… He takes his orders directly from President Grant.
Janus, like Voltaire, just goes on glowering at West, who is quickly sizing up the layout.
WEST
(to Loveless)
I didn’t expect to see you – ever again.
He furtively darts a look at the side door.
DR. LOVELESS
Oh, it was a nice enough jail you had me put in, Mr. West… I didn’t mind. It gave me a lot of time to think… But poor Voltaire was just wasting away in that cheerless cell… We simply had to leave.
WEST
I heard you were shot, escaping across a river… both of you…
DR. LOVELESS
(pooh-pooh, but very nicely)
Well, they never found the bodies, did they?
He lets it go with a self-effacing little shrug.
DR. LOVELESS (CONT’D)
People assume so much!
(beaming)
But I must say I’m delighted to see you again!... I’ve thought of you daily…
He jumps down from the tombstone and moves over to a stone that has only recently been cut.
57. ANOTHER ANGLE – LOVELESS
He leans against the tombstone, indicates the inscription, smiling at West.
DR. LOVELESS
For the past few months, you’ve become almost an obsession with me.
58. EXTREME CLOSE SHOT – THE STONE
The inscription reads: James West… Born: July 2, 1842 – Died:
59. WEST
reacts. A moment. Then:
WEST
When do you intend to fill in the rest?
60. BACK TO LOVELESS
He smiles.
DR. LOVELESS
If all goes well, in two weeks.
He sighs, pats the tombstone fondly.
DR. LOVELESS (CONT’D)
Ah, but that can wait… that can wait!
61. MEDIUM SHOT
And West, quite suddenly, makes his move. He hurls the chisel at Voltaire, as he breaks into a run.
62. ANGLE – VOLTAIRE
Voltaire ducks behind a stone figure. The chisel comes flying in; its point hits the figure, flies off.
63. WEST
He is running out the side door.
64. SHOT – DR. LOVELESS
Shaking his head, he moves to a wall. There’s a box there. He opens it quickly, pulls something.
65. INSERT – IN WALL BOX
It is an electrical switch. Loveless’s hand pulls it.
66. EXT. EMPTY LOT – DAY
West is running to the back of the lot and the fence there. One of the stones outside the livery stable lies near the fence. West uses it for a jumping off place. He vaults up to the fence, catches hold three quarters of the way up.
67. CLOSE SHOT – WEST ON THE FENCE
His hands grab the wide-mesh – and instantly a cry of pain comes from him. A spasm goes through his body. He just hangs there. The whole fence seems to HUM and CRACKLE.
68. INT. LIVERY STABLES – DAY
Loveless, quite casually, reaches for the switch. Voltaire and Janus have moved near him; they all seem quite casual.
DR. LOVELESS
Did you notice his quick his move was, Janus…. Remarkable coordination.
And the switch is thrown, back up.
69. EXT. EMPTY LOT – DAY
We are CLOSE on West, still “glued” there to the fence. The HUMMING and CRACKLING stops abruptly. West’s hands release their unnaturally tight grip on the mesh. CAMERA ANGLING with him, he falls to the base of the fence. He lies there very still.
70. ANOTHER CLOSE ANGLE
West is out cold. A moment passes, and then Loveless moves in beside him. He kneels down, reaches for West’s head, turns the face to him for a good, critical look.
DR. LOVELESS
(relieved)
Oh, good… not a mark… Not even singed!
Pleased, he steps back and we WIDEN to REVEAL Voltaire and Janus moving in with a coffin. They place the coffin down beside West, then lift West’s unconscious body into the coffin.
DR. LOVELESS (CONT’D)
Carefully Voltaire… Janus, not so roughly. I don’t want a single hair on his head harmed… yet!
Now, PANNING, he goes back into the livery stables, followed by Janus and Voltaire with the coffin. They enter.
71. INT. THE LIVERY STABLES – DAY
They cross over to a side wall that we see for the first time. There’s a door there, and over the door a sign.
72. CLOSER SHOT
Loveless opens the door for Voltaire and Janus, who go through with the coffin. The glimpse we get is of a kind of large alcove beyond, and a stair banister which angles down toward the ground. Then Loveless steps in, closing the door after himself. A moment, and then CAMERA LIFTS and MOVES CLOSE to the sign over the door, and at CLOSE, we HOLD on the sign. Two words, large, bold, somewhat smeared over with dust. The words are: EMBALMING ROOM.
FADE OUT:
END ACT ONE
CBS-TV
THE WILD WILD WEST
“The Night That Terror Stalked the Town”
0123
Story by Richard Landau
And
John Kneubuhl
---
Teleplay by
John Kneubuhl
Producer:
Fred FREIBERGER
REVISED FIRST DRAFT
6 October 1965
THE WILD WILD WEST
“Night that Terror Stalked the Town”
#3224/0123 – Rev. 10/5/65
THE NIGHT THAT TERROR STALKED THE TOWN
John Kneubuhl
TEASER
FADE IN:
1. EXT. STREET (DENVER) – NIGHT
We are CLOSE on a MAN, against a wall, in shadows. A wild face, a fanatic’s face. He hears footsteps approaching, and, drawing a knife from behind his coat (he is rather elegantly dressed), he looks in the direction of the footsteps.
2. HIS ANGLE – WEST
He is approaching, alone. From nearby, we HEAR MUSIC – a party is in progress, somewhere.
3. CLOSE MOVING SHOT
West keeps moving in the direction of the MAN, whom he pretends to be unaware of. He goes right past the Man, curbside. Then he stops and deliberately turns his back on the man. He pretends that his shoelace is untied. He leans down to tie it…
4. ANOTHER ANGLE
As West ties his shoestring, the man approaches him from behind, knife drawn. The knife flashes down, but at that moment, West’s elbow goes back, hard, catching the Man in the stomach; the Man doubles forward, and West rises up in a turning motion and throws the Man, hard, against the wall… The Man is hit, hard, before he even recovers from the impact with the wall, and he goes down in a heap, lies still… West moves to the unconscious figure, stands there looking down at him… FOOTSTEPS approach FROM CAMERA, and West pays no attention… A moment, and it is Artemus, who moves in; he goes to West’s side, also looks down at the unconscious man.
ARTEMUS
Did you have to turn your back on him?
WEST
I had to bait him into making a move…
ARTEMUS
Know who he is?
West keeps looking down at the Man. Three POLICEMEN have also moved in, wait respectfully a few feet away.
WEST
Remember the gang we rounded up in the Alaska Territory gold swindle?
(indicates Man)
That’s the one that got away.
ARTEMUS
No wonder he had it in for you!
West turns to the Police.
WEST
He’s all yours, officer…
(turns to Artemus)
Well, Artemus – will you pour?
He gestures to the restaurant, from which the music comes.
ARTEMUS
They say they have the best wine list in all of Denver…
And, as the Officers “collect” the Man, we PAN away with Artemus and West, as they approach the front of the restaurant.
5. ARTEMUS, WEST – AT RESTAURANT ENTRANCE
as they go in:
ARTEMUS
One of the charms of being with you is that you attract the most interesting company…
And they have gone inside.
6. ANOTHER ANGLE – MARIE PINCHER, JANUS
Marie is a very beautiful woman, gorgeously gowned; Janus is a man whose physical size is exactly West’s; his face is something of a broken mess. They have been watching Artemus and West go into the restaurant.
MARIE
Well, it seems someone almost spoiled things for us, Janus… I must say, he’s strong!
(a coy look at Janus)
We’ll see just how strong…
And she heads for the restaurant entrance.
7. INT. THE ELEGANT RESTAURANT – NIGHT
We are WITH Marie as she comes in. The MAITRE D moves immediately to her; he bows, ushers her to a table. As she sits, she casts a languorous look about the velvet-and-crystal restaurant. There are not many customers – and all are very sedate, very proper.
8. CLOSE SHOT – WEST, ARTEMUS
At their table, over brandy, West has seen Marie enter, keeps watching her. Artemus's back is to Marie’s table.
ARTEMUS
All work and no play, Jim. It isn’t good for any men.
He raises his glass to West, who still stares off.
ARTEMUS (CONT’D)
So drink and be merry – for tomorrow –
As he speaks, he turns idly to see what West is looking at; the words trail off.
ARTEMUS (CONT’D_
- you may die!
9. THEIR ANGLE – MARIE
A WAITER has approached her with a menu, but with an imperious gesture, she waves him away. She fans herself looking over at West’s and Artemus's table.
10. BACK TO ARTEMUS, WEST
They both like what they see; Artemus is very impressed.
ARTEMUS
(fervently)
But what a wonderful way to go!
(shakes his head appreciatively)
Whoever she’s waiting for, he’s a lucky man.
West returns his attention to his brandy glass.
WEST
She isn’t waiting for anyone, Artemus. She’s alone.
ARTEMUS
How do you know?
WEST
The way she sits there. Like a beacon, guiding all ships home.
ARTEMUS
(delighted)
Land ho!
He rises. West smiles, mildly amused, watches Artemus go.
11. WEST’S ANGLE – ARTEMUS, MARIE
Artemus approaches the woman. He becomes very Continental, affecting a French manner and accent, bowing.
ARTEMUS
Pardonnez moi, mademoiselle… but I could have not help noticing. I am six months in this country, and never – mais non, never – have I seen such beauty… Not in Paris, not in London, not in Rome, nowhere! But, certainement, I know you from somewhere?
Marie looks at him, quite steadily. Then she turns away, continues fanning herself.
MARIE
No.
ARTEMUS
Ah, but I never forget a beautiful woman… I am a lover of Beauty. Beautiful castles, a beautiful yacht, beautiful wines, beautiful women –
(he remembers)
Madrid! Ah, senora, of course! The beautiful women of Span, and you the most beautiful…
MARIE
I have never been in Spain. And if you don’t stop, I shall call the proprietor!
Artemus bows, crushed. He is suddenly Italian.
ARTEMUS
(in Italian)
A thousand pardons, signorina!
He goes. Marie casts another look over at West. The fan moves seductively all the time.
12. WEST, ARTEMUS
West watches her, laying money out for their bill. Artemus comes in.
WEST
Come on Artemus – let’s go! “Don’t I know you from somewhere,” wow!
ARTEMUS
(a Frenchman)
It has never failed before, mon vieux!
(A German - a Krauthead)
I suppose, Herr West, you could have managed it better?
West grins, looks over at Marie. He goes, Artemus following, PANNING, and they head for the front door past Marie’s table.
13. CLOSE SHOT – MARIE
Noticing that they are leaving, she is immediately tense, dismayed.
14. ANOTHER ANGLE – WEST, ARTEMUS, MARIE
West and Artemus are in the f.g., near the front door. In the b.g., Marie suddenly rises.
MARIE
Why – Mr. Jordan!
In the f.g., Artemus and West stop, turn; Marie is moving toward them.
15. MEDIUM SHOT
Marie advances with:
MARIE
How nice to see you ag - !
She stops, embarrassed, realizing she has made a mistake.
MARIE (CONT’D)
Oh, excuse me… I thought you were someone I knew…
Artemus looks exclamation points at West, who smiles fleetingly at him, sizing Marie up, at close range, with growing appreciation.
WEST
Well… as it happens, my name is[/u] Jordan!
Artemus reacts.
Then suddenly he remembers. He points at her face – “recognizing.”
WEST (CONT’D)
Don’t tell me! New Orleans!
Marie is flustered, laughs nervously, braves it through.
MARIE
Why – why, yes! New Orleans - ?
Shaking his head, Artemus moves away, leaning against a wall, folding his arms.
WEST
(forcing the memory)
Miss Ellen – No, no, Eleanor…
MARIE
Marie… Marie Pincher… You know, like this.
And she pinches his cheek.
WEST
(natch!)
Marie Pincher… well, well! … What are you doing here all by yourself?
Marie looks pointedly at Artemus, turns backs to West.
MARIE
I might ask the same question of you…!
Eyes meet meaningfully. Hold. Communicate. West finally turns to Artemus.
WEST
Goodnight, Artemus!
He offers his arm to the lady. She takes it. They go out, leaving Artemus standing there, in dismay.
16. EXT. STREET FRONTING RESTAURANT – NIGHT
Arm in arm, they move for the curb. West looks around, looks down the street where, a short distance away, carriage stands. West raises his hand, gestures for the carriage, which moves toward them.
17. CLOSE SHOT – THE DRIVE
It is Janus.
18. BACK TO MARIE, WEST
The carriage draws up. West opens the door, bows. A coy look from her. She enters the carriage. West follows. The door closes; the windows are up, the blinds drawn.
19. INT. THE CARRIAGE – NIGHT
West settles back beside Marie, an arm going around her.
MARIE
Where are you taking me, you naughty man?
WEST
Anywhere your little heart –
And he stops. For there’s a HISSING SOUND from one of the walls. Puzzled, West looks. The carriage has started.
20. WEST’S CLOSE ANGLE – TO SIDE
In the wall is a vent, and a gaseous stuff, like white smoke, swirls out of it.
21. MARIE, WEST
He immediately reaches for a door, tries to open it. It is locked. The other; that is locked, too.
MARIE
(scared)
What is it? What’s happening?
WEST
We’ve been locked in!
The smoke pours out. West bangs his weight against one of the doors, hard. He and Marie are already beginning to cough violently.
MARIE
(crying)
I’m frightened! Let me out of here.
22. CLOSE SHOT – WEST
Coughing, he keeps banging against the door. The gas overwhelms him. He slumps.
23. CLOSE UP – WEST
Just before passing out, he looks up from the floor.
24. HIS CLOSE ANGLE – MARIE
She is still seated, looking down at him through the swirling gas. She has on a primitive gas-mask.
25. WEST
He tries to reach for her, can’t. He is unconscious.
ACT ONE
FADE IN:
26. EXT. GHOST TOWN – THE CARRIAGE – DAY
We are ANGLED into the carriage, CLOSE on West, who is coming too. He sits up, very groggy and badly hung-over from the gas. He looks around, gets out, and we WIDEN with him. He looks around in growing mystification, as the WHINNY of a horse comes over.
27. MED. FULL SHOT
West moves out into the street more. All around, the empty ghost town, abandoned, dilapidated. Dead silence. There is no sign of any horse, anywhere, nor of any life.
28. WEST
The WHINNY comes again. Silence. Woozy, blinking, weak, West keeps looking around. Now, from a little distance, there comes the SOUND of a dog, BARKING. West looks.
29. HIS ANGLE – TO A BUILDING
The BARKING comes from there.
30. WEST
He crosses the street, heads for the building from which the BARKING comes, LOUDER as West approaches.
31. WEST – AT THE BUILDING
The BARKING comes from just around the corner of the building. West moves toward it, looks.
32. HIS ANGLE – SIDE OF BUILDING
At the moment West looks in, there’s SILENCE.
33. WEST
Puzzled, he moves to a window, looks in.
34. WEST’S POV – INTO BUILDING
The interior of this building is, again, remarkably accurate in its furnishings: this time Western – a vignette of a western family in repose.
35. WEST
He taps on the window. Nothing. He taps harder, harder.
36. WEST’S POV – INTO BUILDING
He goes on taping, harder and harder. The family remains stock-still.
37. WEST
Mystified, he steps away from the window, a hand running across his aching forehead. Now, from down the street, a horse is HEARD, GALLOPING. West looks.
38. WEST’S PANNING POV – INTO STREET
The galloping comes closer – but there is no horse in sight. It gets very LOUD, as it passes the building where West stands, and then fades away into silence as the “invisible horse” goes by and farther away.
39. WEST
West’s hand again comes to his eyes. He shakes his head, trying to clear it. He stumbles away.
40. ANOTHER SHOT – WEST – AT ANOTHER BUILDING
He stops at the window, looks in. He taps on the window.
41. WEST’S POV – INSIDE
As before, the interior of this building is also beautifully furnished. And, as before, there’s a family inside, seated at a table for breakfast. The tapping continues, but nobody makes the least motion.
42. WEST
He moves for the front door, tries it. It is locked. PANNING, he moves across the street – and HOLD as he approaches the swinging doors of a saloon.
43. CLOSER SHOT- WEST – NEAR THE SALOON
Near the swinging doors, he stops, for he HEARS a SCREAM from down the street – a WOMAN’S VOICE. He looks.
44. HIS ANGLE – UP TO LIVERY STABLE
The SCREAM – it is a long wail of woe – actually – trails off into silence. But then, almost immediately and from the Livery Stables, there comes the long, mournful BAYING of a dog, eerily floating over the silence.
45. WEST
He begins to move toward the livery stables.
46. MOVING SHOT – TO LIVERY STABLES
As West approaches, the mournful BAYING gets LOUDER.
47. WEST
Keeps moving toward the livery stables, the BAYING louder and louder.
48. ANOTHER SHOT – AT LIVERY STABLES
West goes by the stables, for the BAYING comes from an empty lot at the other side of the stables. West moves around the stables for the lot.
49. WEST – IN EMPTY LOT
Just as he gets there, the BAYING stops. West looks around the lot. At the other end of the lot, there’s a high wire fence – say, ten to twelve feet high. Now West sees that just outside the stables’ side entrance there are stone tombstones, piled against the wall without any particular order. He moves to them, looks. And then, from inside the livery stables, there comes yet another SOUND – the woman again, but this time SOBBING in profoundest grief… Slowly, West goes into the livery stables.
50. INT. LIVERY STABLES – DAY
It is a large, spacious building – of course, utterly devoid of horses. And all around, in the greatest profusion, there are tombstones. The stables, in effect, have been converted into a stonecutter’s workshop. And from somewhere in the gloom, from somewhere out of that clutter, the woman’s soft, heartbroken SOBBING keeps coming.
51. ANGLE TO ONE SIDE
Stonecutting tools lie beside a just-finished tombstone. It is from the clutter and gloom beyond that the SOBBING COMES.
52. CLOSE SHOT – WEST
He looks in the direction of the SOBBING, which has now become very soft. He picks up a chisel – the only weapon available – and moves slowly, past tombstone and stone figure, for the “clutter” from which the SOBBING domes.
53. ANOTHER SHOT –WEST
The SOBBING stops just as he gets there. Whoever was there could not possibly have gotten out – for West finds himself in a corner of the building… and there is no one. West turns this way, that way – and no one. Finally he sits – his head in his hands – the effects of the gas still upon him, weak, sick, confused.
54. CLOSER SHOT – WEST
He remains very still, seated, head in hands, for quite a while. Absolutely no sound, except West’s own heavy, constricted breathing. And then:
DR. LOVELESS (O.S.)
(quietly, quite pleasant)
Mister West…
With a gasp, West is on his feet, whirling around, the chisel once more in his hand, poised.
55. WEST’S ANGLE – DR. LOVELESS
He is quite near, and he is seated on top of a stone, like an elf, smiling nicely toward West.
DR. LOVELESS
Don’t alarm yourself, Mr. West… No harm will come to you!
56. MEDIUM SHOT
West is understandably overwhelmed by the sight of the dwarf… but his cool self:
WEST
Well… Doctor Loveless… You’ve lost weight.
DR. LOVELESS
Dr. Miguelito Loveless, your humble servant, sir…
(a mock bow, no more than a nod)
You remember Voltaire, of course?
He gestures. From behind a large stone, Voltaire steps out into view. He remains there, just looking over at West. Nearby, Janus steps into view, also just looks at West.
DR. LOVELESS (CONT’D)
But you’ve never met Janus… Janus, this is Mr. James West of the Secret Service in Washington…
Loveless smiles over at Janus, whose dour expression doesn’t change in the slightest.
DR. LOVELESS (CONT’D)
You should be very impressed, Janus. As you know from our past experience, Mr. West is the most trusted secret service agent in the country… He takes his orders directly from President Grant.
Janus, like Voltaire, just goes on glowering at West, who is quickly sizing up the layout.
WEST
(to Loveless)
I didn’t expect to see you – ever again.
He furtively darts a look at the side door.
DR. LOVELESS
Oh, it was a nice enough jail you had me put in, Mr. West… I didn’t mind. It gave me a lot of time to think… But poor Voltaire was just wasting away in that cheerless cell… We simply had to leave.
WEST
I heard you were shot, escaping across a river… both of you…
DR. LOVELESS
(pooh-pooh, but very nicely)
Well, they never found the bodies, did they?
He lets it go with a self-effacing little shrug.
DR. LOVELESS (CONT’D)
People assume so much!
(beaming)
But I must say I’m delighted to see you again!... I’ve thought of you daily…
He jumps down from the tombstone and moves over to a stone that has only recently been cut.
57. ANOTHER ANGLE – LOVELESS
He leans against the tombstone, indicates the inscription, smiling at West.
DR. LOVELESS
For the past few months, you’ve become almost an obsession with me.
58. EXTREME CLOSE SHOT – THE STONE
The inscription reads: James West… Born: July 2, 1842 – Died:
59. WEST
reacts. A moment. Then:
WEST
When do you intend to fill in the rest?
60. BACK TO LOVELESS
He smiles.
DR. LOVELESS
If all goes well, in two weeks.
He sighs, pats the tombstone fondly.
DR. LOVELESS (CONT’D)
Ah, but that can wait… that can wait!
61. MEDIUM SHOT
And West, quite suddenly, makes his move. He hurls the chisel at Voltaire, as he breaks into a run.
62. ANGLE – VOLTAIRE
Voltaire ducks behind a stone figure. The chisel comes flying in; its point hits the figure, flies off.
63. WEST
He is running out the side door.
64. SHOT – DR. LOVELESS
Shaking his head, he moves to a wall. There’s a box there. He opens it quickly, pulls something.
65. INSERT – IN WALL BOX
It is an electrical switch. Loveless’s hand pulls it.
66. EXT. EMPTY LOT – DAY
West is running to the back of the lot and the fence there. One of the stones outside the livery stable lies near the fence. West uses it for a jumping off place. He vaults up to the fence, catches hold three quarters of the way up.
67. CLOSE SHOT – WEST ON THE FENCE
His hands grab the wide-mesh – and instantly a cry of pain comes from him. A spasm goes through his body. He just hangs there. The whole fence seems to HUM and CRACKLE.
68. INT. LIVERY STABLES – DAY
Loveless, quite casually, reaches for the switch. Voltaire and Janus have moved near him; they all seem quite casual.
DR. LOVELESS
Did you notice his quick his move was, Janus…. Remarkable coordination.
And the switch is thrown, back up.
69. EXT. EMPTY LOT – DAY
We are CLOSE on West, still “glued” there to the fence. The HUMMING and CRACKLING stops abruptly. West’s hands release their unnaturally tight grip on the mesh. CAMERA ANGLING with him, he falls to the base of the fence. He lies there very still.
70. ANOTHER CLOSE ANGLE
West is out cold. A moment passes, and then Loveless moves in beside him. He kneels down, reaches for West’s head, turns the face to him for a good, critical look.
DR. LOVELESS
(relieved)
Oh, good… not a mark… Not even singed!
Pleased, he steps back and we WIDEN to REVEAL Voltaire and Janus moving in with a coffin. They place the coffin down beside West, then lift West’s unconscious body into the coffin.
DR. LOVELESS (CONT’D)
Carefully Voltaire… Janus, not so roughly. I don’t want a single hair on his head harmed… yet!
Now, PANNING, he goes back into the livery stables, followed by Janus and Voltaire with the coffin. They enter.
71. INT. THE LIVERY STABLES – DAY
They cross over to a side wall that we see for the first time. There’s a door there, and over the door a sign.
72. CLOSER SHOT
Loveless opens the door for Voltaire and Janus, who go through with the coffin. The glimpse we get is of a kind of large alcove beyond, and a stair banister which angles down toward the ground. Then Loveless steps in, closing the door after himself. A moment, and then CAMERA LIFTS and MOVES CLOSE to the sign over the door, and at CLOSE, we HOLD on the sign. Two words, large, bold, somewhat smeared over with dust. The words are: EMBALMING ROOM.
FADE OUT:
END ACT ONE