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Post by madhaberdasher on Feb 14, 2012 5:35:28 GMT -8
For example, I was watching a show called New Tricks with my parents the other day and this guy walks on screen. After looking just a little bit closer I discovered that he had a false nose! I attribute this ability to all of the odd ones that Artie wears throughout the WWW.
Also (from TNOT Amnesiac), amnesia does not improve the quality of your pickup lines. "Your voice is like the bells of Notre Dame." Really, Jim?!
So what has the WWW taught you?
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Post by snish on Feb 14, 2012 9:54:54 GMT -8
Always have the right gadget up your sleeve.
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Apple
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"Speaking of love, Apple..."
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Post by Apple on Feb 14, 2012 10:04:20 GMT -8
Whoa, I've learned so much from WWW that I can't even remember it all! Will keep you posted  |
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Post by California gal on Feb 14, 2012 10:12:16 GMT -8
Don't get into a coach with a beautiful woman (or handsome man) you don't know!  |
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Post by artiesniecewannabe on Feb 14, 2012 10:19:56 GMT -8
As good ol' Uncle Artie says, 'Never travel next to a loaded gun unless you're sure it belongs to a very dear friend.'
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Post by California gal on Feb 15, 2012 13:53:15 GMT -8
Things aren't always what they appear to be.  |
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Post by snish on Feb 16, 2012 4:53:27 GMT -8
If you're captured by a villain, don't worry; he'll leave you alone and you'll have plenty of time to escape.
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tyche
Wannabe
My Favourite Hero
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Post by tyche on Feb 27, 2012 13:06:29 GMT -8
Your partner will move heaven and earth to find you.
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Post by artiesniecewannabe on Mar 16, 2012 10:47:16 GMT -8
Here's one I thought of yesterday, while hiking through the wildlife refuge and using mine to ward off the kajillion GNATS: Always have a handkerchief on you. Sure, it's not a towel  , but it is very useful. After all, you never know when you'll need to clean some grape residue off your fingers from finding some on a forged painting. And what if you need to spray beer at someone in a bar fight? If you don't have your handkerchief with you, you'll wind up having to sling your hands dry! |
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Post by California gal on Mar 16, 2012 11:07:31 GMT -8
I thought of one yesterday too.
Never doubt Jim if he says he saw mermaids and fire-breathing dragons. (Lt. Keighley, are you listening?)
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Post by madhaberdasher on Mar 16, 2012 11:21:42 GMT -8
I thought of one yesterday too. Never doubt Jim if he says he saw mermaids and fire-breathing dragons. (Lt. Keighley, are you listening?) ;D  Nice one! |
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Post by California gal on Mar 16, 2012 13:08:18 GMT -8
I am heading to the couch to look it up on the iPad! ;D
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Post by California gal on Mar 16, 2012 13:48:28 GMT -8
Good job, Ace! Excellent matching of scenes with lyrics. Now... when do we get the next one? |
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Post by piper on Mar 16, 2012 16:07:25 GMT -8
Way to go, Ace. Has my favorite scene and the look of Jim's face when he see Artie in the Pistoleros is even better with the music behind it. Anxiously waiting for more.
Piper
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, but it is very useful. After all, you never know when you'll need to clean some grape residue off your fingers from finding some on a forged painting. And what if you need to spray beer at someone in a bar fight? If you don't have your handkerchief with you, you'll wind up having to sling your hands dry!
Nice one!