Post by tyche on Mar 5, 2013 19:22:04 GMT -8
This differs slightly from what I was going to publish here and I may end at a crucial point, but I thought that it was the right place. If no-one likes it, please let me know and I'll try to do better next time.
The Wanderer was parked on a siding in Topeka and both men were settled in the varnish car after a sumptuous supper when someone knocked on the door. Jim set the book he was reading aside and looked across at Artie, “Expecting anyone?”
“Not tonight, Jim,” Artemus looked up and called, “Come in!”
The door opened and Colonel Richmond entered the varnish car, instantly both men were on their feet.
“Easy, gentlemen,” Richmond waved them back into their seats, Jim sat down and then saw another two men carrying what appeared to be a huge terracotta urn into the varnish car. Both men stared at it in consternation.
“So where do we deliver it?” Artemus finally found his voice.
Colonel Richmond looked down at his manifest, “To an Alfred Hammond in a small town called Dry Gulch. It’s only a mile off your route.”
Artemus regarded the vase thoughtfully, the grotesque ornament was almost five feet high, “Who is Alfred Hammond?” he enquired lazily.
“An art collector I believe,” Colonel Richmond replied.
“Very well, sir,” Jim replied, keeping his face as carefully neutral as possible. When the Colonel had gone, and the train was safely on its way, both men held each other as tears of laughter poured down their faces. Eventually, Jim pushed himself away and wiping his eyes asked, “Why do you think Mr Hammond wants such a monstrosity?”
Artemus shrugged, “Well there’s no accounting for taste, Jim.”
Jim sighed and clapped his friend on the shoulder, “No, Artie, there isn’t. Come on, let’s get to bed. We’ll be in Dry Gulch in the morning and we can get rid of this thing.”
WWWW
Artemus woke slowly, his head felt muzzy and his eyelids were sticky. Forcing his eyes open, he stared through the bars of a large cage at the diminutive figure of Dr Miguelito Loveless.
“I’m afraid that Mr West has not yet regained consciousness,” the little man giggled.
Artemus risked a quick look at his partner, as he did so, Jim’s eyelids flickered and opened, “I’m awake, Dr Loveless,”
“Good, good,” the little man clapped his hands together in glee, “This time, Mr Gordon, I’ve taken steps to ensure that you’ll work with me. You see while you were both sleeping I injected Mr West with a special serum of my own. If you agree to assist me I’ll give Mr West the antidote.”
“You were in that damned urn,” Artemus said shortly. “Does Alfred Hammond exist?”
“Of course not,” Miguelito looked positively gleeful, “but I knew that if I said it was important that this priceless urn be delivered to a Mr Hammond in Dry Gulch then I could get Messrs West and Gordon to deliver it for me. All legitimately paid for by the Secret Service.”
Gordon glanced across at his partner again, perhaps it was his imagination or did Jim seem slightly more flushed than normal. Swallowing his anger, Artemus spoke, “All right, Loveless, if you give Jim the antidote I’ll come and work with you.”
“Such loyalty, Mr Gordon!” Loveless clapped his hands together again, “but I’m afraid that you can’t just demand the antidote. You’ll have to prove your willingness to work with me. And you’re going to have to find me first – don’t leave it too long-”
As he finished speaking, a pungent yellow gas began to fill the room. Both men pressed handkerchiefs to their mouths and noses but it was no use, and the last thing both agents saw was Loveless’s demonic smile, wreathed in smoke.
They’d woken on a patch of waste ground, Artemus first which was unusual. Gently, and then more firmly, he shook Jim until the younger man opened his eyes. Slowly, he sat up and Artemus noticed how pale his partner was, “Are you all right, Jim?”
West managed a shaky smile, “I feel a bit sick,” he admitted, “but you know Loveless’s concoctions, especially where we’re concerned.” He moved to stand up and wavered slightly, instantly, Artemus was at his elbow, “Jim!”
“Artie!” he slurred, his tongue suddenly feeling too big for his mouth, “Everything spinning –” Artemus barely had time to catch him.
As he lifted the younger man into his arms, Jim’s eyes flickered and half-opened, Artie swallowed and said brightly, “I’d better call for Dr Loveless.”
“No,” Jim slurred, “Don’t give in. Promise me, whatever happens-”
Quickly, Artemus laid him down on the ground and felt for a pulse, it was there but it was weak and thready. Loosening his collar and tie he felt for a pulse. It was weak and thready. “Jim, gods, don’t die on me,” he pleaded. If anything his friend’s pulse seemed to become weaker. Artemus gathered his friend into his arms as his breathing slowed and then stopped altogether. Despairing, the tears he would never show in front of his friend trickled down his face. He couldn’t leave him here although he considered a makeshift burial with a promise to return later to disinter the body. The snail tracks of tears still visible on his face, he marched resolutely onwards cursing softly under his breath. Gritting his teeth, Artemus muttered, “All right, Jim. I promise.”
When he stumbled into the camp he was an automaton, the only things he was aware of was the weight of the man in his arms and the necessity of putting one foot in front of the other. When he rounded the clump of trees and saw the three women ranged around the small fire he stopped in shock.
They turned as he stood there and then slowly, still holding West’s body he dropped to his knees. The last thing he remembered was the women running towards him as the world slowly turned black.
Eleanor caught him just in time. She nodded as the other women gently extricated what appeared to be a corpse from Gordon’s limp arms. “James West,” the copper-haired woman murmured, “I never thought to see him like this.”
“Help me carry Mr Gordon across to the fire,” Eleanor said, “I think it best we let him sleep, while we see if there’s anything we can do for Mr West.”
Artemus was carefully settled with a blanket under his head for a pillow. “I would be most pleased to watch him,” the dark haired woman said slowly.
“For a moment or two, Reiko, you may,” Eleanor replied, “but I may need your help later.”
“Reiko would be most pleased to help.” The dark haired woman bowed and sighing, Eleanor turned back to the man in front of her. Loosening the cloth at his throat and unfastening his shirt she laid her fingers against his throat. She couldn’t feel anything and then she understood the stricken look on Artie’s face. “Oh no,” she murmured, looking down at the face, handsome even in death.
Marcia stared down at him, “I always thought I’d get the chance to apologise,” she said softly. “Now I never will.”
Eleanor smoothed his dark hair away from his forehead, unable to find the words. Finally she managed to speak, “At least I get to say goodbye.” She took his hand between her own and squeezed it, “and I knew that something like this was possible but I always hoped-”
She laid his hand down and then Marcia gasped, Eleanor looked across at her, “What is it?”
Marcia pointed to the back of West’s hand, a small cut was oozing blood, “I never had the talent for medicine that you and Reiko have, but I do remember one thing, corpses don’t bleed.”
“Then he’s still alive!” Eleanor stared at her.
“I think so,” Marcia smiled, “Lucky you were wearing your ring.”
Eleanor looked down at her hand, the spike from what she colloquially referred to as her ‘knockout’ ring was sticking out the bottom of it. Lucky too that it wasn’t loaded, she thought silently.
WWWW
He became aware of himself slowly, there were two voices above him and it was with shock he recognised Marcia Dennison’s. What the hell was she doing here? He heard Eleanor’s voice and felt a sharp pain in the back of his hand. Then he heard Marcia announce that he was still alive and sudden shock ran through him, They think I’m dead? Horror rippled through him as he realised that Artemus could have buried him before finding this camp. He panicked realising that he was completely at the mercy of the people kneeling next to him. The world seemed to tilt and drop him off and just before he lost consciousness he wondered where Artemus was.
The sound of horses, a girl screaming. He remembered as the horses reared and charged down the main street, breaking their harnesses. He’d been a wiry six year old even then, growing like a weed, he was running forward to slide his hands under her arms and pull her back to the boardwalk. He nearly didn’t make it, catching a glimpse of the two greys rearing above him, their shod hooves glinting in the afternoon sun...
WWWW
“Jesus Christ!” he heard Eleanor swear, “Jim, you’re burning up!”
Reaction to the memory shuddered through Jim’s paralysed body, his heart was pounding painfully in his chest and his lungs were working like a bellows. Sweat poured off him, obscuring the tears on his face. He was lifted and held upright to try and ease his tortured lungs. He could feel her hands on his head and neck and he recognised Eleanor’s perfume. He tried to relax, to control his breathing and then realised with growing terror that he couldn’t do that either. Her hands gently stroked down his back and he felt her ease him back onto a bed. Quickly and expertly his clothes were removed he had a moment to feel embarrassed and then a sheet was draped over his now naked body. He heard the sound of water pouring and then the sheet was pulled down and a damp flannel was wiping the away the tears. Then it moved down to his chest and arms and he was absurdly grateful that she didn’t attempt to clean anywhere else. She took his hand and he was absurdly grateful to feel her warm fingers on his wrist and that she hadn’t left him alone.
“Well your pulse is back and has settled,” she began conversationally, “and you seem a bit cooler. You scared us for a bit there. I don’t know if you’re aware of us, but if this is one of Loveless’s concoctions it would give him peverse pleasure if you appeared to be unconscious but were aware of what was going on.”
Jim had to agree with her. Where was Artie? He thought, he half-panicked. Had something happened to him? He heard the rustle of cloth, and Eleanor say, “Marcia, go wake Mr Gordon. I think it would allay Mr West’s fears if he was here.”
The Wanderer was parked on a siding in Topeka and both men were settled in the varnish car after a sumptuous supper when someone knocked on the door. Jim set the book he was reading aside and looked across at Artie, “Expecting anyone?”
“Not tonight, Jim,” Artemus looked up and called, “Come in!”
The door opened and Colonel Richmond entered the varnish car, instantly both men were on their feet.
“Easy, gentlemen,” Richmond waved them back into their seats, Jim sat down and then saw another two men carrying what appeared to be a huge terracotta urn into the varnish car. Both men stared at it in consternation.
“So where do we deliver it?” Artemus finally found his voice.
Colonel Richmond looked down at his manifest, “To an Alfred Hammond in a small town called Dry Gulch. It’s only a mile off your route.”
Artemus regarded the vase thoughtfully, the grotesque ornament was almost five feet high, “Who is Alfred Hammond?” he enquired lazily.
“An art collector I believe,” Colonel Richmond replied.
“Very well, sir,” Jim replied, keeping his face as carefully neutral as possible. When the Colonel had gone, and the train was safely on its way, both men held each other as tears of laughter poured down their faces. Eventually, Jim pushed himself away and wiping his eyes asked, “Why do you think Mr Hammond wants such a monstrosity?”
Artemus shrugged, “Well there’s no accounting for taste, Jim.”
Jim sighed and clapped his friend on the shoulder, “No, Artie, there isn’t. Come on, let’s get to bed. We’ll be in Dry Gulch in the morning and we can get rid of this thing.”
WWWW
Artemus woke slowly, his head felt muzzy and his eyelids were sticky. Forcing his eyes open, he stared through the bars of a large cage at the diminutive figure of Dr Miguelito Loveless.
“I’m afraid that Mr West has not yet regained consciousness,” the little man giggled.
Artemus risked a quick look at his partner, as he did so, Jim’s eyelids flickered and opened, “I’m awake, Dr Loveless,”
“Good, good,” the little man clapped his hands together in glee, “This time, Mr Gordon, I’ve taken steps to ensure that you’ll work with me. You see while you were both sleeping I injected Mr West with a special serum of my own. If you agree to assist me I’ll give Mr West the antidote.”
“You were in that damned urn,” Artemus said shortly. “Does Alfred Hammond exist?”
“Of course not,” Miguelito looked positively gleeful, “but I knew that if I said it was important that this priceless urn be delivered to a Mr Hammond in Dry Gulch then I could get Messrs West and Gordon to deliver it for me. All legitimately paid for by the Secret Service.”
Gordon glanced across at his partner again, perhaps it was his imagination or did Jim seem slightly more flushed than normal. Swallowing his anger, Artemus spoke, “All right, Loveless, if you give Jim the antidote I’ll come and work with you.”
“Such loyalty, Mr Gordon!” Loveless clapped his hands together again, “but I’m afraid that you can’t just demand the antidote. You’ll have to prove your willingness to work with me. And you’re going to have to find me first – don’t leave it too long-”
As he finished speaking, a pungent yellow gas began to fill the room. Both men pressed handkerchiefs to their mouths and noses but it was no use, and the last thing both agents saw was Loveless’s demonic smile, wreathed in smoke.
They’d woken on a patch of waste ground, Artemus first which was unusual. Gently, and then more firmly, he shook Jim until the younger man opened his eyes. Slowly, he sat up and Artemus noticed how pale his partner was, “Are you all right, Jim?”
West managed a shaky smile, “I feel a bit sick,” he admitted, “but you know Loveless’s concoctions, especially where we’re concerned.” He moved to stand up and wavered slightly, instantly, Artemus was at his elbow, “Jim!”
“Artie!” he slurred, his tongue suddenly feeling too big for his mouth, “Everything spinning –” Artemus barely had time to catch him.
As he lifted the younger man into his arms, Jim’s eyes flickered and half-opened, Artie swallowed and said brightly, “I’d better call for Dr Loveless.”
“No,” Jim slurred, “Don’t give in. Promise me, whatever happens-”
Quickly, Artemus laid him down on the ground and felt for a pulse, it was there but it was weak and thready. Loosening his collar and tie he felt for a pulse. It was weak and thready. “Jim, gods, don’t die on me,” he pleaded. If anything his friend’s pulse seemed to become weaker. Artemus gathered his friend into his arms as his breathing slowed and then stopped altogether. Despairing, the tears he would never show in front of his friend trickled down his face. He couldn’t leave him here although he considered a makeshift burial with a promise to return later to disinter the body. The snail tracks of tears still visible on his face, he marched resolutely onwards cursing softly under his breath. Gritting his teeth, Artemus muttered, “All right, Jim. I promise.”
When he stumbled into the camp he was an automaton, the only things he was aware of was the weight of the man in his arms and the necessity of putting one foot in front of the other. When he rounded the clump of trees and saw the three women ranged around the small fire he stopped in shock.
They turned as he stood there and then slowly, still holding West’s body he dropped to his knees. The last thing he remembered was the women running towards him as the world slowly turned black.
Eleanor caught him just in time. She nodded as the other women gently extricated what appeared to be a corpse from Gordon’s limp arms. “James West,” the copper-haired woman murmured, “I never thought to see him like this.”
“Help me carry Mr Gordon across to the fire,” Eleanor said, “I think it best we let him sleep, while we see if there’s anything we can do for Mr West.”
Artemus was carefully settled with a blanket under his head for a pillow. “I would be most pleased to watch him,” the dark haired woman said slowly.
“For a moment or two, Reiko, you may,” Eleanor replied, “but I may need your help later.”
“Reiko would be most pleased to help.” The dark haired woman bowed and sighing, Eleanor turned back to the man in front of her. Loosening the cloth at his throat and unfastening his shirt she laid her fingers against his throat. She couldn’t feel anything and then she understood the stricken look on Artie’s face. “Oh no,” she murmured, looking down at the face, handsome even in death.
Marcia stared down at him, “I always thought I’d get the chance to apologise,” she said softly. “Now I never will.”
Eleanor smoothed his dark hair away from his forehead, unable to find the words. Finally she managed to speak, “At least I get to say goodbye.” She took his hand between her own and squeezed it, “and I knew that something like this was possible but I always hoped-”
She laid his hand down and then Marcia gasped, Eleanor looked across at her, “What is it?”
Marcia pointed to the back of West’s hand, a small cut was oozing blood, “I never had the talent for medicine that you and Reiko have, but I do remember one thing, corpses don’t bleed.”
“Then he’s still alive!” Eleanor stared at her.
“I think so,” Marcia smiled, “Lucky you were wearing your ring.”
Eleanor looked down at her hand, the spike from what she colloquially referred to as her ‘knockout’ ring was sticking out the bottom of it. Lucky too that it wasn’t loaded, she thought silently.
WWWW
He became aware of himself slowly, there were two voices above him and it was with shock he recognised Marcia Dennison’s. What the hell was she doing here? He heard Eleanor’s voice and felt a sharp pain in the back of his hand. Then he heard Marcia announce that he was still alive and sudden shock ran through him, They think I’m dead? Horror rippled through him as he realised that Artemus could have buried him before finding this camp. He panicked realising that he was completely at the mercy of the people kneeling next to him. The world seemed to tilt and drop him off and just before he lost consciousness he wondered where Artemus was.
The sound of horses, a girl screaming. He remembered as the horses reared and charged down the main street, breaking their harnesses. He’d been a wiry six year old even then, growing like a weed, he was running forward to slide his hands under her arms and pull her back to the boardwalk. He nearly didn’t make it, catching a glimpse of the two greys rearing above him, their shod hooves glinting in the afternoon sun...
WWWW
“Jesus Christ!” he heard Eleanor swear, “Jim, you’re burning up!”
Reaction to the memory shuddered through Jim’s paralysed body, his heart was pounding painfully in his chest and his lungs were working like a bellows. Sweat poured off him, obscuring the tears on his face. He was lifted and held upright to try and ease his tortured lungs. He could feel her hands on his head and neck and he recognised Eleanor’s perfume. He tried to relax, to control his breathing and then realised with growing terror that he couldn’t do that either. Her hands gently stroked down his back and he felt her ease him back onto a bed. Quickly and expertly his clothes were removed he had a moment to feel embarrassed and then a sheet was draped over his now naked body. He heard the sound of water pouring and then the sheet was pulled down and a damp flannel was wiping the away the tears. Then it moved down to his chest and arms and he was absurdly grateful that she didn’t attempt to clean anywhere else. She took his hand and he was absurdly grateful to feel her warm fingers on his wrist and that she hadn’t left him alone.
“Well your pulse is back and has settled,” she began conversationally, “and you seem a bit cooler. You scared us for a bit there. I don’t know if you’re aware of us, but if this is one of Loveless’s concoctions it would give him peverse pleasure if you appeared to be unconscious but were aware of what was going on.”
Jim had to agree with her. Where was Artie? He thought, he half-panicked. Had something happened to him? He heard the rustle of cloth, and Eleanor say, “Marcia, go wake Mr Gordon. I think it would allay Mr West’s fears if he was here.”